dumb

10. Kansas: illegal to screech your tires.
9. Eureka, California: unlawful to sleep in any public space.
8. Fort Thomas, Kentucky: illegal for your pet to “molest” a vehicle.
7. South Berwick, Maine: illegal to park in front of the Dunkin Donuts.
6. Rockville, Maryland: illegal to swear within earshot of other people. Even if you’re in your car. (this would be a huge problem in nyc)
5. Minnetonka, Minnesota: illegal for your vehicle to be dirty.
4. Sag Harbor, New York: illegal to take your clothes off in your car. (i do this a lot..)
3. Canton, Ohio: illegal to roller skate in the street.
2. Oregon: illegal to leave a vehicle door open on the side of traffic, pedestrians or bicycles “for a period of time longer than necessary to load or unload passengers.”
1. Hilton Head, South Carolina: illegal to store trash in your car.

this seems an awful lot like unnecessary parenting.

http://autos.yahoo.com/articles/autos_content_landing_pages/1792/weird-traffic-laws/